1.And Epona saw the crowds on a.s.best, and She went
up on the manure pile.
2.And when She had sat her disciples down on the fence
rail, She began to speak 3."Blessed are the zoos who are poor in animals,
for theirs is the kennel of Summerland.
4."Blessed are those who mourn a furry mate, for
they shall be comforted in the Summerland.
5."Blessed are the meek, for they shall find gentle
pets.
6."Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for right-minded-ness,
for they shall come to accept themselves.
7."Blessed are the understanding, for they shall
be understood.
8."Blessed are the open of mind, for they shall
be accepted.
9."Blessed are the dog-lovers, for they shall find
FidoNet.
10."Blessed are the horse-lovers, for they love
My special creatures.
11."Blessed are those persecuted for zoophilia's
sake, for they shall do mighty works in the Summerland.
12."Blessed are you when twits revile you and persecute
you and call you all manner of evil, for thou knowest in thine heart that
they are fools.
13."Blessed be the sysadmins who carry a.s.best
in the face of censorship.
14."Blessed be those who love any animal, for theirs
is a special vision.
15."You are the salt-block of the earth, the never-empty
hay-mow, the feed-bin which ever runneth over. In these and other things
shalt thou be known and praised."